Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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