oh god the rape fog is back!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
3pm strippers are depressing
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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