im about as happy as oj after his trial
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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