Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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