Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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