Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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