Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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