don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
