hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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