The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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