I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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