real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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