The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Its about making memories worth repressing
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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