quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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