i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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