I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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