Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
We need to get me chipped asap
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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