I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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