i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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