Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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