She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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