Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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