dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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