waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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