Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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