oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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