...so i touched it.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You did what with his pubic hair?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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