i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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