Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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