Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.