I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.