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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  doesn't he have a GF?

  (248): View more from Michigan

  that just means you have to try harder.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse

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• (714): View more from California

  When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong

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• (516): View more from New York

  He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.

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• (559): View more from California

  But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?

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