it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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