people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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