ADVERTISEMENT

• (310): View more from California

  I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.

  Fav 8 5525 960

  share tweet
  

• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?

  Fav 26 3187 1000

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (516): View more from New York

  He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.

  Fav 38 969 6760

  share tweet
  

• (818): View more from California

  I just ran into the couch, vagina first.

  (1-818): View more from California

  I hope you got dinner out of it

  Fav 15 4491 1099

  share tweet
  
• 

  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.

  Fav 27 918 3986

  share tweet
  

• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests

  Fav 10 4183 1268

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?

  Fav 6 1542 1345

  share tweet
  

• (224): View more from Illinois

  Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect

  Fav 3 1789 1076

  share tweet
  

• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again

  Fav 8 2268 927

  share tweet
  
• 

  23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (925): View more from California

  I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...

  Fav 2 1164 618

  share tweet
  

• (770): View more from Georgia

  So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?

  Fav 3 725 512

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?

  Fav 2 890 567

  share tweet
  

• (201): View more from New Jersey

  If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair

  Fav 3 765 719

  share tweet
  

• (661): View more from California

  I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.

  Fav 4 836 370

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.

  Fav 2 8 33

  share tweet
  

Randomize