Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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