i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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