Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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