belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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