I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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