She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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