Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize