Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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