Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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