I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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