And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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