He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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