he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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