i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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