There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Bring me that man meat
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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