I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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