From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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