So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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