At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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