We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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