: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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