I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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