I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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