How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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