i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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