I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
her vagine was all disorganized.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Randomize