they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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